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Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

$4.50

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The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.

Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
[cherry]

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The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.

Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
[cherry]

5317

5317

5317

5317

5317

5317

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Product photo of Shakespeare Insults Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespeare Insults Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap

$4.50

Product photo of Shakespearmints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespearmints

$3.95

Product photo of William Shakespeare Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

William Shakespeare Finger Puppet

$7.95

Product photo of William Shakespeare's Bard of Soap, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

William Shakespeare's Bard of Soap

$4.50

Henry VIII Wives - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Henry VIII Wives Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of William Shakespeare Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

William Shakespeare Plush Doll

$23.95

Product photo of Much Ado About Nothings Sticky Notes, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Much Ado About Nothings Sticky Notes

$7.95

Product photo of William Shakespeare Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

William Shakespeare Greeting Card

$3.95

Product photo of Shakespearean Insults Zipper Bag, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespearean Insults Zipper Bag

$15.95

Product photo of Shakespeare Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespeare Planter Bust

$14.95

Product photo of Shakespeare Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespeare Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespearean Insults Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

Product photo of Romeo & Juliet Read My Lip Balm, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Read My Lips Romeo & Juliet Lip Balm

$4.50

Product photo of Shakespeare Insults T-Shirt, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespeare Insults T-Shirt

$20.95

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