Albert Einstein was a genius - and a husband, father, teacher, friend, and colleague of geniuses - so it's funny how ~150 years after he was born, we still call people of smartness "Einstein" instead of "Marić" or "Besso" or "Sklodowska Curie" or "Noether" or... You get it. Back away from the blackboard, Brainiacs. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Einstein Gifts collection has smart little Einstein mints and Einstein lip balm, plush, and soap... not to mention Einstein décor designs and Einstein wearable science. You get it - or give an Einstein gift! - even if you're no Emmy Noether.