Gift Announcements

Bring Greetings:

Nothing says, “you’ll eventually be having a present” like a UPG GIFT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Click PRINT and hand it over in real life or download and email to your unwitting giftee.

Either way, delightfulness is guaranteed to increase* by a number of data points!

*results may vary

Image of Albert Einstein with accompanying text: Your quantum gift has arrived. It will take slightly longer for the rest of it to catch up. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Purveyors of smart and funny gifts since the 4th century BCE. Print

A crop from Winslow Homer’s “Reverie,” depicting a young woman looking longingly out of a window, accompanied by the text: Good things come to those who wait. And wait. And wait. It’ll be worth the wait. The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Purveyors of smart and funny gifts since the 4th century BCE.
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A host of UPG personalities with the text framing a blank space in which a person can write a gift message. At the top it says: This is your official gift announcement. At the bottom: The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. Purveyors of smart and funny gifts since the 4th century BCE. Print
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