Looking to purchase a large number of smart and funny mints, soaps, finger puppets, etc., to be used as gifts, giveaways, or ransom for the Pléiade edition of À la recherche du temps perdu that your Uncle Larry refuses to return?

We might be able to help! (Though we make no promises... Larry looks... pretty stubborn.)

Contact sales@philosophersguild.com with an overview of what you'd like to purchase, and we'll see what price rates we might be able to offer based on the items being requested.

Looking to purchase for resale as a business?

We refer you to this handy-dandy page.