You might order without following these Guidelines and you might get lucky. Or not.
All times are Eastern Time (see below for Help with Time).
We humbly acknowledge our power over crowded delivery trucks, Mother Nature, and entropy is limited. We know this. You know this. Let’s go—
CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES
Any shipping method is acceptable.
Choose expedited shipping at check-out.
UPS 2-day is required at check-out.
Your only option is to choose overnight shipping at check-out.
We recommend ordering before November 21, 2018.
All other countries
We recommend ordering before November 28, 2018.
We recommend ordering before December 6, 2018.
Starting December 7, 2018, contact us to see what, if any, additional expedited shipping options may be available.
COMPLIMENTARY SHIPPING CONSULTATION
They’ll help you figure things out:
If you’ve missed a shipping deadline, they’ll see if there are last-ditch heroic efforts to be made.
If there’s no solution is so crazy that it just… might… work, they’ll suggest a swift delivery UPG Gift Certificate.
Our Expert Shipping Philosophers are pretty darned smart and nice – so be good to them, for they are authorized to send agents provocateurs straight to the UPG office in Fornax constellation galaxy CDF-S XTl where they may wait on hold until they are swallowed by a black hole. Yum.
HELP WITH TIME
To find out current Eastern Time:
Call your local library.
Drive yourself crazy calculating plus and minus hours and try to remember that Spring-forward-Fall-back thing works. Your choice.