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UPG Permissions Notice *

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild (UPG) web site contains plenty of intellectual property, including materials like text, images, video, photos, as well as subliminal messages and spoilers.
No UPG property may be used without permission.
Marxists may believe that property is theft, but theft is also theft, so don’t do it.
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