Contact

You've a got a direct line to the Ivory Tower

We toil away on your orders from 
9:30 AM - 5:00ish PM Monday through Friday.  
We ponder, scratch our beards and pursue the truth on the weekends.  
If you call or email on the weekend we will answer during business hours on Monday.

Email: sales@PhilosophersGuild.com 
Fax: 718.254.9345
Phone: 718.243.9492


800.255.8371

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild 
105 Atlantic Ave. #1 
Brooklyn NY 11201*

* Please note, this is our business address and not a retail store. Contact us via phone or email if you are looking for a business selling our products in the New York City area.

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For WHOLESALE information and access to our super-duper wholesale site contact us at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com.

If you are a business located outside of the US or Canada, who would like to carry our products, please see our list of international distributors:

Australia
William Valentine Collection
Phone:     Office: 02 4647 2866 / Fax: 02 4647 3866
Email:       info@williamvalentine.com.au

Bulgaria
Elephant Bookstore
Phone:     +359 896658 052
Email:       sales@elephantbookstore.com

Canada
Manda Group Phone: (416)516-0911
Email:       info@mandagroup.com

Chile
Comercializadora Liqen Chile
Phone:   (56) 22 234 44 90
Email:      liqenregalos@hotmail.com, liqenchile@gmail.com

Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxemburg, Monaco
Abodee/Cortina
Phone:    +31(0) 20 4311 510
Email:      order@cortina.nl

France, United Kingdom
Turnaround
Phone:    020 8829 3032
Email:      gifts@turnaround-uk.com

Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Lichtenstein
MAGS Vertriebs GmbH
Phone:   0049 (0) 7033-466680
Email:      sales@mags-vertrieb.de 

Israel
Hamigdalor
Phone:    (972) 036868225
Email:      info@hamigdalor.co.il

Italy, Vatican City, San Marino
E. Levi & c. Srl
Phone:   +39(0) 254 050 234
Email:      info@levi1909.it

Japan
Artworks Insight Co, LTD.
Phone:    (81) 0775432020
Email:      info@artworks.jp

New Zealand
Live Wires New Zealand Ltd.
Phone:    (64) 45760055
Email:      sales@livewires.co.nz

Romania
S.C. Alma Artex S.R.L.
Email:     Ligia.tutunaru@alma.ro