Science Gifts

You believe in Science f/k/a scienta or “knowledge” (although if you’re like us, at times you still slip up and call it “Religion.”) The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Science Gifts collection is for all of you philosophers (nerds) seeking alchemy-themed presents (geek gifts) for a future physicist, chemist, astronomer, scientist (dork, dork, quirky steam-stem-type dork, dork). Give a Disappearing Dinosaurs heat-transforming mug to the potential paleontologist and stand back… unless you’ve got a lot of dough, in which case, step forward and pay that kid’s way through college.

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Constellation Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Birds on a Wire Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Dinosaur Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Nikola Tesla's Experimints

$4.95

Uranus Soap

$4.95

Geologic Time Mug

$19.95

Stargazing Notebook

$5.95

Planet Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Einstein Relativity Mints

$4.95

Botany Notebook

$5.95

Albert Einstein Finger Puppet

$8.95

Einstein Bath-Time Continuum Soap

$4.95

Math Mug

$19.95

Climate Change Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Star Trek Engineering Notebook

$5.95

The Proof is in the Pudding Bowls

$29.95

Anthony Fauci Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Cloudspotting Notebook

$5.95

Alchemy Zipper Bag

$15.95

Sigmund Freud Finger Puppet

$8.95

Leonardo da Vinci Finger Puppet

$8.95

Butterflies Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Schrodinger's Cat Finger Puppet

$8.95

Albert Einstein Plush Doll

$24.95

Passport to Mars Notebook

$5.95

Marie Curie Finger Puppet

$8.95

Passport to the Moon Notebook

$5.95

Schrödinger's Cat Mug Set

$32.50

Planet Plates

$29.95

Meteor Shower Soap

$4.95

Insect (Entomology) Notebook

$5.95

Albert Einstein Greeting Card

$4.95

Nikola Tesla Finger Puppet

$8.95

Charles Darwin Finger Puppet

$8.95

Pavlov's Dog Finger Puppet

$8.95

Moon Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Birds on a Wire Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Ptolemaic Universe Wrist Watch

$42.50

Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card

$4.95

Einstein Relativity Wrist Watch

$42.50

Carl Sagan Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Benjamin Franklin Finger Puppet

$8.95

Constellations Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

$4.50

Marie Curie Plush Doll

$24.95

Geology Notebook

$5.95

Leonardo da Vinci Plush Doll

$24.95

Alan Turing Finger Puppet

$8.95

Nikola Tesla Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Albert Einstein Planter Bust

$14.95

Isaac Newton Finger Puppet

$8.95

Marie Curie Greeting Card

$4.95

Nikola Tesla Greeting Card

$4.95

Charles Darwin Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Raptor After Dinner Mints

$4.95

Benjamin Franklin Greeting Card

$4.95

T. Rex & Fossil Dinosaur Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Charles Darwin Greeting Card

$4.95

Nikola Tesla Plush Doll

$24.95

Freud & Couch Finger Puppet Set

$15.95

Butterfly Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Albert Einstein Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Charles Darwin Plush Doll

$24.95

Geologic Time Dish Towel

$14.95

Einstein & E=mc2 Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Captain Kirk Soap

$4.95

Age of the Dinosaurs Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

EIDOS™ Space Image Matching Card Game

$14.95

Leonardo & Vitruvian Man Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Dinosaurs Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Bee Garden Mug

$19.95

Cephalopods Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Planets Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Curie & Radium Pins

$16.95

Dinosauria Terrible Lizards Mug

$19.95

Equations Towel

$14.95

Ice Age Megafauna Mug

$19.95

Chomsky Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Space Pencil Set

$12.95

Life Sciences Pencil Set

$12.95