You’ve got the chips, the cards, the stakes…
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Why limit your game to a single species?
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With Todd Alcott's Cryptids and Legendary Creatures Playing Cards, you'll enhance your game table with a deck featuring 54 mysterious, fearsome, and fascinating beings ready to turn any ordinary game into an extraordinary encounter!
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Play Go Fish with a Fur-Bearing Trout
(pro tip; bring a quality conditioner)
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Poker with the Dover Demon
(just don't badmouth the Bruins - huge fan!)
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And Spades with the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp.
(Ladies want to be with him, men want to BE him!)
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Turn every hand (or claw, or tentacle, or hoof, or paw) into a thrilling discovery... Now deal 'em in!
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Searching for a deck that offers even deeper discovery?
Try a Todd Alcott Tarot Deck, drawing from the lively Pulp, Horror, and Sci-Fi designs of the 20th Century!
Oh, no, we mean the guy behind you.
You’re fantastic.
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Trading insults can be a savage business.
Let us take the heat (or dagger, or lance) for you in the battle of words with our Shakespearean Insults collection!
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Give a satisfactory smackdown with our pencil set, featuring snubs, slights, and slanders from six of Shakes’ best.
(Let 'em break a pencil o'er our offending points. We can take it!)
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Sharpen your biting wit with a notepad featuring 14 colorful (figurative!) twists of the knife.
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Let 'em gasp at each galling barb in our Shakespearean Insults Puzzle (one for every Shakespeare play!) as you make your deft retreat.
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Blame your top for their wounded pride.
(Surely YOU would never call them a fustilarian!)
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And couch your poison pen/quill in an attractive bag ... 'twill unpack the stinging words for you.
May 22, 2025
Whether you're a Silly Old Bear of Very Little Brain
or one who thinks quite a lot but not always at the right time, it is best to write down your important thoughts—like your name or where you put the honey.
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Luckily, we've made our notes sticky so they'll stay in place on a blusterous day.
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Some thoughts are short, but then some thoughts are long. Some thoughts are poems and rissolutions, whatnots, and etceteras.
We have a place for those, our Winnie the Pooh Notepad...
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...and in our Hundred Acre Wood Notebook.
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We have a Hunny Lip Balm to keep your lips from cracking when you say 'Aha!' out loud.
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And we have a sweet, scrubbing sort of Hunny Soap to have you looking Ready for Anything when you get back to wondering and wandering again.
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May 8, 2025
Hungry
(for the perfect page on which to place your grandest ideas, doodles, and plans)?
Meet the notepad that's part stationery, part crave-triggering inspiration.
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Our Pad Thai notepad celebrates Thai cuisine and teases your salivary glands with illustrations of four mouth-watering dishes perfect for inspiring your next home cooking adventure...
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...or tonight's meal out.
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Culinary content leaving you indifferent?
We have 7 more inspiring notepads that are positively starving for your scribbles!
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May 10, 2025
At The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, we celebrate the work and creators that dare to challenge the present, withstand the test of time, and influence the future.
Then we tell the censors to go sip on it.
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Our Banned Book Mug is stacked with titles that shook shelves, ruffled feathers, and made school boards sweat (to be honest, Dialogo sopra i due massimi sistemi del mondo still gets us hot under the collar).
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But more than controversy, we honor thinkers who dare, with earnest courage, to challenge themselves, challenge others, and seek a fuller meaning of what it is to be a human being in this big ol' universe.
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