Calamity Jane's Legendary Lip Elixir

$3.95

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Are yer lips baked ‘n’ dusty ‘n’ lookin’ like they bin fought ‘n’ chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats? Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin’ like a scorpion with a bullwhip?

Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin’ – up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir.

Slippery-smooth as round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this’ll s...
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Are yer lips baked ‘n’ dusty ‘n’ lookin’ like they bin fought ‘n’ chawed by a couple a kilkenny cats? Is a little-bitty kiss from yer sweetie feelin’ like a scorpion with a bullwhip?

Never mind yer medicine shows. Quit yer cussin’ – up ‘n’ git yerself Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir.

Slippery-smooth as round river-bottom pebbles and buttery-cool as algae, this’ll surely cure yer snappin’ turtle kisser!

Slather yer chops with Calamity Jane’s Legendary Lip Elixir, the brand favored by markswomen and snowbirds, ‘n’ be back shootin’ your mouth off in no time.

Ha ha – quit yer cussin’ – that’s a good ‘n.
Pack a couple spares in your panniers.


Net Wt .15 oz (4.25 g)
eucalyptus mint
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