Howard Barkin is a frequent attender of the American Crossword Puzzle Tournament, where he often plays the part of "Bystander #1" as a four-time finalist. He has learned many new, puzzle-worthy words at this event. As an avid ball hockey league player, he has learned many other not-so-puzzle-worthy words. As a happily married father of two daughters, he has attended dinosaur tea parties and learned to properly wear a plastic tiara.
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