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Botany Notebook

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Albert Einstein Finger Puppet

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Alexander Hamilton Finger Puppet

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Star Trek Engineering Notebook

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Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

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Cloudspotting Notebook

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Alchemy Zipper Bag

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Albert Einstein Plush Doll

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Passport to Mars Notebook

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Abraham Lincoln Finger Puppet

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Greeting Card

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Butterflies Heat-Changing Mug

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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez Finger Puppet

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Passport to the Moon Notebook

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Harriet Tubman Finger Puppet

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Marie Curie Finger Puppet

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Bernie Sanders Finger Puppet

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Schrodinger's Cat Finger Puppet

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Edgar Allan Poe Finger Puppet

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Carl Sagan Pale Blue Dots Mints

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Secular Saint Candle

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Sojourner Truth Finger Puppet

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Planet Plates

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Edgar Allan Poe Plush Doll

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Meteor Shower Soap

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Alexander Hamilton Greeting Card

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Albert Einstein Greeting Card

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Moby Dick Finger Puppet

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Zora Neale Hurston Finger Puppet

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Nikola Tesla Finger Puppet

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Freedom Soap

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George Washington Finger Puppet

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Charles Darwin Finger Puppet

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Moon Heat-Changing Mug

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Rosie the Riveter Plush Doll

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Moonstruck Memos Sticky Notes

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Carl Jung Finger Puppet

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Thomas Jefferson Finger Puppet

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Insect (Entomology) Notebook

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Eleanor Roosevelt Finger Puppet

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Carl Sagan Finger Puppet

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Edgar Allan Poe & Raven Enamel Pin Set

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Pavlov's Dog Finger Puppet

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Bigfoot Notes Sticky Notes

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Andy Warhol Greeting Card

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Einstein Relativity Wrist Watch

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Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card

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Harriet Tubman Secular Saint Candle

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Geologic Time Jigsaw Puzzle

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Alexander Hamilton Plush Doll

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Marie Curie Plush Doll

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Abraham Lincoln Plush Doll

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Rosa Parks Greeting Card

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Geology Notebook

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Alan Turing Finger Puppet

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Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

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Albert Einstein Planter Bust

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Charles Darwin Secular Saint Candle

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Marie Curie Greeting Card

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Rosie the Riveter Pill Box

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Nikola Tesla Greeting Card

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Constellations Transforming Tea Light Holder

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Frank Lloyd Wright Finger Puppet

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Bernie Sanders Plush Doll

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George Washington Plush Doll

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Frederick Douglass Plush Doll

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Isaac Newton Finger Puppet

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Eleanor Roosevelt Secular Saint Candle

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Charles Darwin Greeting Card

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19th Amendment Enamel Pin Set

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Benjamin Franklin Greeting Card

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Nikola Tesla Plush Doll

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Edgar Allan Poe Planter Bust

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Dorothy Parker Finger Puppet

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Carl Sagan Greeting Card

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Andy Warhol Plush Doll

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Theodore Roosevelt Greeting Card

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Sitting Bull Greeting Card

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Albert Einstein Secular Saint Candle

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Freud & Couch Finger Puppet Set

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Frank Lloyd Wright Greeting Card

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Presidential Pets Mug

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Charles Darwin Plush Doll

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Carl Sagan & Gold Record Enamel Pin Set

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F. Scott Fitzgerald Greeting Card

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Einstein & E=mc2 Enamel Pin Set

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Isadora Duncan Greeting Card

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George Washington Greeting Card

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Barack Obama Plush Doll

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Emily Dickinson Finger Puppet

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Ralph Waldo Emerson Greeting Card

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JFK John F Kennedy Greeting Card

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Harriet Tubman Plush Doll

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Raptor After Dinner Mints

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Butterfly Transforming Tea Light Holder

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Abraham Lincoln Secular Saint Candle

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Isaac Newton Greeting Card

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Calamity Jane Lip Balm

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Franklin Guest Soap

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Edgar Allan Poe Hair Pins Set

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Leonardo & Vitruvian Man Enamel Pin Set

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Presidential Slogan Jigsaw Puzzle

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Age of the Dinosaurs Jigsaw Puzzle

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Billie Holiday & Gardenia Pin Set

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Aloe-saurus Jurassic Soap

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United States Cup

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Davy Crockett Greeting Card

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Curie & Radium Pins

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EIDOS™ Space Image Matching Card Game

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Magnetic Personality

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Kamala Harris Greeting Card

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Dinosaurs Hair Pins Set

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Dinosauria Terrible Lizards Mug

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Billy the Kid Greeting Card

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Planets Hair Pins Set

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Cephalopods Hair Pins Set

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Captain Kirk Boldy Go Soap

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Orson Welles Magnetic Personality

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Bathtub Gin Soap

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Bee Garden Mug

$19.95

"Twas the Night Before Christmas Mug

$19.95

Moon Hair Pins

$16.95

Bob Ross Hair Pins

$16.95

P. T. Barnum & Jumbo Enamel Pin Set

$15.95

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