Soap

Here at The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, we keep it clean - with soap. UPG makes fragrant little bars - also unscented ones - and several exfoliating favorites beloved by gardeners and painters. They're not tested on animals (do white elephant gifts count?), perfect for travel (better than hotel bars), and sooo budget-friendly (all under $10!) Each soap has a colorful, entertaining wrapper - down to the ingredients - and a unique image stamped into the bar. We use them at the Ivory Tower - in the George Washington Carver Greenhouse, by the basin in the wine cellar, in the restroom off the Falcons' Mews... Made in the USA - adored everywhere.

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Lady Macbeth's Guest Soap

$4.50

Trump's Small Hand Soap

$4.50

Uranus Soap

$4.50

Jean-Luc Picard's Make it Soap

$4.50

Van Gogh's Sunflower Soap

$4.50

Nihilism Soap

$4.50

Jane Austen Bath Soap

$4.50

Bob Ross Joy of Bathing Soap

$4.50

Einstein Bath-Time Continuum Soap

$4.50

Frida Kahlo Soap

$4.50

William Shakespeare's Bard of Soap

$4.50

Freud's Wash Fulfillment Soap

$4.50

Rosie the Riveter Soap

$4.50

Alice's Tiny Hand Soap

$4.50

Mister Rogers Soap

$4.50

Kitten Bath Soap

$4.50

Jesus Soap

$4.50

Andy's 15 Minutes of Foam Soap

$4.50

Meteor Shower Soap

$4.50

Freedom Soap

$4.50

Yoga Soap

$4.50

Hokusai's Great Wave Bath Soap

$4.50

We Will Wash You Soap

$4.50

Star Trek Spock Soap

$4.50

Monty Python's Foot Soap

$4.50

Monty Python's Lumberjack Soap

$4.50

La Mort de Marat Bath Soap

$4.50

Wizard of Oz Yellow Brick Soap

$4.50

Renoir's The Great Bathers Body Soap

$4.50

Pooh Hunny Soap

$4.50

Edgar Degas' The Tub Bath Soap

$4.50

Aloe-saurus Jurassic Soap

$4.50

Captain Kirk Soap

$4.50

Bird Bath Soap

$4.50

Bathtub Gin Soap

$4.50

Rembrandt Bathsheba Soap

$4.50

Palmistry Soap

$4.50

Wash of Khan Soap

$4.50

Borg Soap

$4.50