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Mister Rogers Little Thinker

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Tree Pencil Set

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Sleep Journal Notebook

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Cowboy Boots Mug

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Microbiology Notepad

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Fun and Games Notepad

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Rocky Horror Quote Mug

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Artistic Bird Mug

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Memo Mori Notepad

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Daniel Tiger Magnetic Personality

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King Friday Magnetic Personality

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Schrödinger's Cat Mug Set

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Animal Tracks Pencil Set

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Impressionists Pencil Set

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Math (Go Figure) Pencil Set

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Modernists Pencil Set

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Presidential Slogans Mug

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Kamala Harris Finger Puppet

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Sci-Fi Tarot

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Loteria Towel

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Kamala Harris Greeting Card

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Mushroom Bag

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Drag Story Hour Mug

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Frank-n-Furter Pin Set

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Great Gays Heat-Changing Mug

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Birdwatching Notebook

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Planet Plates

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Fowl Towel

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Moses Finger Puppet

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Banned Book Mug

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Kitchen Accidents Dish Towel

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Horror Tarot Deck

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Magnetic Personality

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Climate Change - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Climate Change Heat-Changing Mug

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Presidential Slogan Jigsaw Puzzle

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English Monarchs Cup

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Bob Ross Art Heat-Changing Mug

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Retiremints

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Star Trek Transporter Heat-Changing Mug

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Enamel Pin Set

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Mister Rogers Encouragemints

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Finger Puppet

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Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook

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Constellation Heat-Changing Mug

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Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet

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Music Staff Notebook

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Shakespeare Insults Mug

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Comic Book Notebook

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First Lines of Literature Mug

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Cheshire Cat Heat-Changing Mug

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Birds on a Wire Heat-Changing Mug

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Alexander Hamilton Finger Puppet

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Frida Kahlo Secular Saint Candle

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Bob Ross Enamel Pin Set

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Frida Kahlo Plush Doll

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Albert Einstein Finger Puppet

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William Shakespeare Finger Puppet

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Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

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Rosie the Riveter Enamel Pin Set

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John Lennon Secular Saint Candle

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Edvard Munch's The Scream Finger Puppet

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Mad Hatter "Meds or Madness" Pill Box

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Frida Kahlo Enamel Pin Set

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Edgar Allan Poe Secular Saint Candle

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Albert Einstein Plush Doll

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Nikola Tesla Secular Saint Candle

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William Shakespeare Plush Doll

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Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll

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Sigmund Freud Plush Doll

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Barack Obama Finger Puppet

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Barack Obama Greeting Card

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Barack Obama Plush Doll

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Bayard Rustin Magnetic Personality

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Bessie Coleman Finger Puppet

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Billie Holiday & Gardenia Pin Set

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Billie Holiday Greeting Card

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Billie Holiday Secular Saint Candle

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Duke Ellington Quotable Notable

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Frederick Douglass Finger Puppet

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Frederick Douglass Plush Doll

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Harriet Tubman Finger Puppet

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Harriet Tubman Plush Doll

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Harriet Tubman Secular Saint Candle

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James Baldwin Enamel Pin Set

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James Baldwin Finger Puppet

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James Baldwin Plush Doll

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James Baldwin Secular Saint Candle

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Josephine Baker Magnetic Personality

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Kamala Harris Finger Puppet

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Kamala Harris Greeting Card

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Langston Hughes Finger Puppet

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Louis Armstrong Finger Puppet

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Malcolm X Finger Puppet

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Michelle Obama Plush Doll

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O-Balma Lip Balm

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Rosa Parks Finger Puppet

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Rosa Parks Greeting Card

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Shirley Chisholm Magnetic Personailty

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Sojourner Truth Finger Puppet

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Star Trek Uhura Finger Puppet

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Toni Morrison Finger Puppet

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Toni Morrison Secular Saint Candle

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Zora Neale Hurston Finger Puppet

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Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet

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Great Gays Heat-Changing Mug

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Frida Kahlo Greeting Card

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Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

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Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

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Freddie Mercury Finger Puppet

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Leonardo da Vinci Finger Puppet

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James Baldwin Finger Puppet

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James Baldwin Secular Saint Candle

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Frida Kahlo Dress Up

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Langston Hughes Finger Puppet

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Walt Whitman Finger Puppet

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Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card

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Andy Warhol Greeting Card

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Oscar Wilde Greeting Card

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Leonardo da Vinci Plush Doll

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Alan Turing Finger Puppet

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Andy Warhol Plush Doll

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James Baldwin Enamel Pin Set

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Walt Whitman Greeting Card

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Freddie Mercury Mints

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Isadora Duncan Greeting Card

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Freddie Mercury Quotable Notable

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Drag Story Hour Mug

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Rocky Horror Quote Mug

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Oscar Wilde To Love Oneself Compact Mirror

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Constellation Heat-Changing Mug

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Birds on a Wire Heat-Changing Mug

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Dinosaurs - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Dinosaur Heat-Changing Mug

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Uranus Soap

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Nikola Tesla's Experimints

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Geologic Time Mug

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Stargazing Notebook

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Planet Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Planet Heat-Changing Mug

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Einstein Relativity Mints

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Botany Notebook

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Albert Einstein Finger Puppet

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Einstein Bath-Time Continuum Soap

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Climate Change Heat-Changing Mug

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Math Mug

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The Proof is in the Pudding Bowls

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Star Trek Engineering Notebook

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Anthony Fauci Enamel Pin Set

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Cloudspotting Notebook

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Alchemy Zipper Bag

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Leonardo da Vinci Finger Puppet

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Sigmund Freud Finger Puppet

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Butterflies Heat-Changing Mug

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Albert Einstein Plush Doll

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Passport to Mars Notebook

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Schrodinger's Cat Finger Puppet

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Passport to the Moon Notebook

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Marie Curie Finger Puppet

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Schrödinger's Cat Mug Set

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Planet Plates

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Carl Sagan Pale Blue Dots Mints

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Meteor Shower Soap

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Albert Einstein Greeting Card

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Nikola Tesla Finger Puppet

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Insect (Entomology) Notebook

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Charles Darwin Finger Puppet

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Moon Heat-Changing Mug

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Carl Sagan Finger Puppet

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Pavlov's Dog Finger Puppet

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Ptolemaic - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Ptolemaic Universe Wrist Watch

$42.50

Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card

$3.95

Carl Sagan Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Relativity - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Einstein Relativity Wrist Watch

$42.50

Benjamin Franklin Finger Puppet

$7.95

Marie Curie Plush Doll

$23.95

Birds on a Wire Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Einstein's Famous Formula Lip Balm

$4.50

Constellations Transforming Tea Light Holder

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Geology Notebook

$5.95

Leonardo da Vinci Plush Doll

$23.95

Nikola Tesla Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

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David Hume

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Henry David Thoreau

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Shakespeare

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Tycho Brahe

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Voltaire