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Sci-Fi Tarot

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Mister Rogers Little Thinker

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Optical Illusions Notepad

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Cooking Notebook

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Tree Pencil Set

$12.95

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Sleep Journal Notebook

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Cowboy Boots Mug

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Microbiology Notepad

$12.95

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Fun and Games Notepad

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Rocky Horror Quote Mug

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Artistic Bird Mug

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Memo Mori Notepad

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Daniel Tiger Magnetic Personality

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King Friday Magnetic Personality

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Schrödinger's Cat Mug Set

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Animal Tracks Pencil Set

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Impressionists Pencil Set

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Math (Go Figure) Pencil Set

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Modernists Pencil Set

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Kitchen Accidents Dish Towel

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Sci-Fi Tarot

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Loteria Towel

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Trumpzilla Wind-Up Donald Trump

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Mushroom Bag

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Drag Story Hour Mug

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Frank-n-Furter Pin Set

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Great Gays Heat-Changing Mug

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Shirley Chisholm Magnetic Personailty

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Birdwatching Notebook

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Planet Plates

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Fowl Towel

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Moses Finger Puppet

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Banned Book Mug

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Horror Tarot Deck

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Ketanji Brown Jackson Magnetic Personality

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Climate Change Heat-Changing Mug

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Bob Ross Art Heat-Changing Mug

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Retiremints

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Star Trek Transporter Heat-Changing Mug

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Enamel Pin Set

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Mister Rogers Encouragemints

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg Finger Puppet

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Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook

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Constellation Heat-Changing Mug

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Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

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Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

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Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet

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Music Staff Notebook

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Shakespeare Insults Mug

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Comic Book Notebook

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First Lines of Literature Mug

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Cheshire Cat Heat-Changing Mug

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Birds on a Wire - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Birds on a Wire Heat-Changing Mug

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Alexander Hamilton Finger Puppet

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Frida Kahlo Secular Saint Candle

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Bob Ross Enamel Pin Set

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Frida Kahlo Plush Doll

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Albert Einstein Finger Puppet

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William Shakespeare Finger Puppet

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Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

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Rosie the Riveter Enamel Pin Set

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John Lennon Secular Saint Candle

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Edvard Munch's The Scream Finger Puppet

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Mad Hatter "Meds or Madness" Pill Box

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Frida Kahlo Enamel Pin Set

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Edgar Allan Poe Secular Saint Candle

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Albert Einstein Plush Doll

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Nikola Tesla Secular Saint Candle

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William Shakespeare Plush Doll

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Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll

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Sigmund Freud Plush Doll

$23.95

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Dinosaurs - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Dinosaur Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Geologic Time Mug

$19.95

Botany Notebook

$5.95

Cloudspotting Notebook

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Butterflies Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Weed Zipper Bag

$15.95

Insect (Entomology) Notebook

$5.95

Charles Darwin Finger Puppet

$7.95

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Jane Austen Planter Bust

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Sigmund Freud Planter Bust

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Camping Notebook

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Birdwatching Notebook

$5.95

Birds on a Wire Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Geology Notebook

$5.95

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Albert Einstein Planter Bust

$14.95

Charles Darwin Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Penguin Party Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

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Edgar Allan Poe Planter Bust

$14.95

Charles Darwin Greeting Card

$3.95

T. Rex & Fossil Dinosaur Enamel Pin Set

$15.95

Sea Creatures Transforming Tea Light Holder

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Raptor After Dinner Mints

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Vincent Van Gogh Planter Bust

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Butterfly Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Charles Darwin Plush Doll

$23.95

Aloe-saurus Jurassic Soap

$4.50

Age of the Dinosaurs Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

Leonardo & Vitruvian Man Enamel Pin Set

$15.95

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Beethoven Planter Bust

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Song Birds Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Owl Towel

$14.95

High Notes Sticky Notes

$7.95

Flowers Mug

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Bird Bath Soap

$4.50

Dinosaurs Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Dragonfly Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

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Frida Kahlo Planter Bust

$14.95

Cephalopods Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Geologic Time Dish Towel

$14.95

Bee Garden Mug

$19.95

Planets Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Dinosauria Terrible Lizards Mug

$19.95

Fowl Towel

$14.95

Mushroom Bag

$15.95

Paleontology Notebook

$5.95

Shark Hair Pins

$16.95

Birds of Prey Hair Pins

$16.95

Tree Pencil Set

$12.95

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Sea Turtles at the Coral Reef Mug

$19.95

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Ice Age Megafauna Mug

$19.95

Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet

$7.95

Great Gays Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Frida Kahlo Greeting Card

$3.95

Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

$7.95

Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Freddie Mercury Finger Puppet

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Leonardo da Vinci Finger Puppet

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James Baldwin Finger Puppet

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James Baldwin Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Frida Kahlo Dress Up

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Langston Hughes Finger Puppet

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Walt Whitman Finger Puppet

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Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card

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Andy Warhol Greeting Card

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Oscar Wilde Greeting Card

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Leonardo da Vinci Plush Doll

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Alan Turing Finger Puppet

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Keith Haring Finger Puppet

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Andy Warhol Plush Doll

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James Baldwin Enamel Pin Set

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Walt Whitman Greeting Card

$3.95

Freddie Mercury Mints

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Isadora Duncan Greeting Card

$3.95

Freddie Mercury Quotable Notable

$3.95

Drag Story Hour Mug

$19.95

Rocky Horror Quote Mug

$19.95

Oscar Wilde To Love Oneself Compact Mirror

$14.95

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David Hume

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Henry David Thoreau

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Shakespeare

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Tycho Brahe

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Voltaire