I Drink Therefore I Am (Philosophy) Quote Mug

I Drink Therefore I Am (Philosophy) Quote Mug

$19.95

Tinned Fish Sticky Notes

Tinned Fish Sticky Notes

$9.95

Old Fashioned Pin Set

Old Fashioned Pin Set

$16.95

Pad Thai Notepad

Pad Thai Notepad

$12.95

Sci-Fi Tarot

Sci-Fi Tarot

$24.95

A Murder of Crows and Other Animal Groupings Towel

A Murder of Crows and Other Animal Groupings Towel

$14.95

Black Rosie the Riveter Little Thinker

Black Rosie the Riveter Little Thinker

$24.95

Product image of Mister Rogers plush doll.

Mister Rogers Little Thinker

$24.95

Rocky Horror Time Warp Mug

Rocky Horror Time Warp Mug

$19.95

Mona Lisa Stain by Numbers Towel

Mona Lisa Stain by Numbers Towel

$14.95

Twilight Zone Mug

Twilight Zone Mug

$19.95

Product image of Sleep and Dream journal.

Sleep Journal Notebook

$5.95

Clueless Mug

Clueless Mug

$19.95

Equations Towel

Equations Towel

$14.95

Original Sin Lip Balm

Original Sin Lip Balm

$4.50

Mojito Pin Set

Mojito Pin Set

$16.95

Negroni Pin Set

Negroni Pin Set

$16.95

Martini Pin Set

Martini Pin Set

$16.95

Margarita Pin Set

Margarita Pin Set

$16.95

Star Trek Notepad

Star Trek Notepad

$12.95

Sea Life Notepad

Sea Life Notepad

$12.95

Winnie the Pooh Notepad

Winnie the Pooh Notepad

$12.95

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I Drink Therefore I Am (Philosophy) Quote Mug

I Drink Therefore I Am (Philosophy) Quote Mug

$19.95

A Murder of Crows and Other Animal Groupings Towel

A Murder of Crows and Other Animal Groupings Towel

$14.95

Old Fashioned Pin Set

Old Fashioned Pin Set

$16.95

Pad Thai Notepad

Pad Thai Notepad

$12.95

Tinned Fish Sticky Notes

Tinned Fish Sticky Notes

$9.95

Sci-Fi Tarot

Sci-Fi Tarot

$24.95

Product image of Loteria dish towel.

Loteria Towel

$14.95

Product photo of Trumpzilla Wind-Up Donald Trump, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Trumpzilla Wind-Up Donald Trump

$14.95

Image of Drag Story Hour mug featuring one of four drag queens reading to attentive children in a library

Drag Story Hour Mug

$19.95

Image of Frank-N-Furter pin set, including Frank-N-Furter and the phrase 'Don't get strung out by the way that I look.'

Frank-n-Furter Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of Birdwatching Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Birdwatching Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Planet Plates, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Planet Plates

$29.95

Fowl Towel

Fowl Towel

$14.95

Product photo of Banned Book Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Banned Book Mug

$19.95

Image of Horror Tarot packaging; it is a box designed to look like a worn novel.

Horror Tarot Deck

$24.95

Product photo of Ketanji Brown Jackson Magnetic Personality, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Ketanji Brown Jackson Magnetic Personality

$8.95

Climate Change - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Climate Change Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

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Bob Ross - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Bob Ross Art Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Retiremints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Retiremints

$4.95

Star Trek Transporter Heat-Changing Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Star Trek Transporter Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Ruth Bader Ginsburg Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of Mister Rogers Encouragemints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Mister Rogers Encouragemints

$4.95

Product photo of Ruth Bader Ginsburg Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Star Trek Captain's Log Notebook

$5.95

Constellation Heat-Changing Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Constellation Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Star Trek Dilithium Crystal Mints

$4.95

Product photo of Bob Ross Happy Little Mints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Bob Ross Happy Little Mints

$4.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Music Staff Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Music Staff Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Shakespeare Insults Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shakespeare Insults Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Comic Book Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Comic Book Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of First Lines of Literature Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

First Lines of Literature Mug

$19.95

Cheshire Cat Heat-Changing Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Cheshire Cat Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Birds on a Wire - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Birds on a Wire Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Alexander Hamilton Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Alexander Hamilton Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Bob Ross Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Bob Ross Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Plush Doll

$24.95

Product photo of Albert Einstein Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Albert Einstein Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of William Shakespeare Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

William Shakespeare Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Andy Warhol Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Rosie the Riveter Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Rosie the Riveter Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of John Lennon Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

John Lennon Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Edvard Munch's The Scream Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Edvard Munch's The Scream Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Mad Hatter

Mad Hatter "Meds or Madness" Pill Box

$13.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of Edgar Allan Poe Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Edgar Allan Poe Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Albert Einstein Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Albert Einstein Plush Doll

$24.95

Product photo of Nikola Tesla Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Nikola Tesla Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of William Shakespeare Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

William Shakespeare Plush Doll

$24.95

Product photo of Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll

$24.95

Product photo of Sigmund Freud Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Sigmund Freud Plush Doll

$24.95

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Dinosaurs - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Dinosaur Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Geologic Time Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Geologic Time Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Botany Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Botany Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Cloudspotting Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Cloudspotting Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Butterflies Heat-Changing Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Butterflies Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Weed Zipper Bag, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Weed Zipper Bag

$15.95

Product photo of Insect (Entomology) Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Insect (Entomology) Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Charles Darwin Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Charles Darwin Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Jane Austen Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Jane Austen Planter Bust

$14.95

Product photo of Sigmund Freud Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Sigmund Freud Planter Bust

$14.95

Birds on a Wire Transforming Tealight Holder - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Birds on a Wire Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Product photo of Birdwatching Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Birdwatching Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Camping Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Camping Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Geology Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Geology Notebook

$5.95

Penguin Party Heat-Changing Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Penguin Party Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Albert Einstein Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Albert Einstein Planter Bust

$14.95

Sea Creatures Transforming Tealight Holder - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Sea Creatures Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Product photo of Charles Darwin Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Charles Darwin Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Raptor After Dinner Mints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Raptor After Dinner Mints

$4.95

Product photo of Edgar Allan Poe Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Edgar Allan Poe Planter Bust

$14.95

Product photo of Charles Darwin Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Charles Darwin Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of T. Rex & Fossil Dinosaur Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

T. Rex & Fossil Dinosaur Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product image of Owl Towel.

Owl Towel

$14.95

Product photo of Vincent Van Gogh Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Vincent Van Gogh Planter Bust

$14.95

Butterfly Transforming Tealight Holder - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Butterfly Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Product photo of Charles Darwin Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Charles Darwin Plush Doll

$24.95

Geologic Time Dish Towel

Geologic Time Dish Towel

$14.95

Product photo of Age of the Dinosaurs Jigsaw Puzzle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Age of the Dinosaurs Jigsaw Puzzle

$19.95

Product photo of Beethoven Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Beethoven Planter Bust

$14.95

Flowers Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Flowers Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Songbirds Hair Pins Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Song Birds Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Product photo of Leonardo & Vitruvian Man Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Leonardo & Vitruvian Man Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of Bird Bath Soap, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Bird Bath Soap

$4.95

Product photo of High Notes Sticky Notes, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

High Notes Sticky Notes

$9.95

Dragonfly Transforming Tealight Holder - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Dragonfly Transforming Tea Light Holder

$9.95

Product photo of Dinosaurs Hair Pins Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Dinosaurs Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Fowl Towel

Fowl Towel

$14.95

Product photo of Bee Garden Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Bee Garden Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Bust Planter, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Planter Bust

$14.95

Product photo of Cephalopods Hair Pins Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Cephalopods Hair Pins Set

$16.95

A Murder of Crows and Other Animal Groupings Towel

A Murder of Crows and Other Animal Groupings Towel

$14.95

Product photo of Planets Hair Pins Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Planets Hair Pins Set

$16.95

Product image of Trees pencil set packaging.

Tree Pencil Set

$12.95

Image of one side of mushroom bag, featuring edible mushrooms.

Mushroom Bag

$15.95

Product photo of Dinosauria Terrible Lizards Mug, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Dinosauria Terrible Lizards Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Shark Hair Pins, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Shark Hair Pins

$16.95

Product photo of Paleontology Notebook, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Paleontology Notebook

$5.95

Product photo of Birds of Prey Hair Pins, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Birds of Prey Hair Pins

$16.95

Product image of Microbiology notepad in packaging.

Microbiology Notepad

$12.95

Animated image of cold mug with sea creatures revealing colorful coral within the water in the hot mug.

Sea Turtles at the Coral Reef Mug

$19.95

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Product photo of Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Finger Puppet

$8.95

Great Gays Heat-Changing Mug - The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Great Gays Heat-Changing Mug

$19.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of Andy Warhol Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Andy Warhol Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Freddie Mercury Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Freddie Mercury Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Freddie Mercury Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Leonardo da Vinci Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Leonardo da Vinci Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of James Baldwin Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

James Baldwin Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of James Baldwin Secular Saint Candle, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

James Baldwin Secular Saint Candle

$18.95

Product photo of Frida Kahlo Dress Up, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Frida Kahlo Dress Up

$18.95

Product photo of Langston Hughes Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Langston Hughes Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Walt Whitman Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Walt Whitman Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Leonardo Da Vinci Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of Andy Warhol Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Andy Warhol Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of Oscar Wilde Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Oscar Wilde Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of Leonardo da Vinci Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Leonardo da Vinci Plush Doll

$24.95

Product photo of Alan Turing Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Alan Turing Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Keith Haring Finger Puppet, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Keith Haring Finger Puppet

$8.95

Product photo of Andy Warhol Plush Doll, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Andy Warhol Plush Doll

$24.95

Product photo of Freddie Mercury Mints, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Freddie Mercury Mints

$4.95

Product photo of James Baldwin Enamel Pin Set, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

James Baldwin Enamel Pin Set

$16.95

Product photo of Walt Whitman Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Walt Whitman Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of Isadora Duncan Greeting Card, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Isadora Duncan Greeting Card

$4.95

Product photo of Freddie Mercury Quotable Notable, a novelty gift manufactured by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild.

Freddie Mercury Quotable Notable

$4.95

Image of Drag Story Hour mug featuring one of four drag queens reading to attentive children in a library

Drag Story Hour Mug

$19.95

Image of Rocky Horror Show mug.

Rocky Horror Quote Mug

$19.95

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