The Unemployed Philosophers Guild Freudian Gifts collection has a lip balm for your Oral Fixation, Wash fulfillment - the soap of your dreams, and don't forget Freudian Slips sticky notes! We have a Sigmund Freud Magnetic Personality finger puppet (mostly, you do the talking), and UPG's own invention: Freudian Slippers with patented sock-tongue technology... so soft and fuzzy they'll make you feel like an Id again!