"...let us go down, and there confound their language,
that they may not understand one another's speech."
The language may have been confounded, but thanks to your Babel watch, you can still tell the time in Aramaic, Lao, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali!
This watch is 38mm in diameter, and it's sure to speak to you. Japanese quartz movement. Leather band. One year warranty. Not waterproof.