The Unemployed Philosophers Guild invites you to smarten up your kitchen and beautify your bar-b-que pit! Over your shoulder, our 100% cotton dish towels give you that rakish look. Over your arm, you’ll be the rogue waiter who knows what goes into everything. Dangling from its built-in hanging loop or the handle of your refrigerator… my friend, what you have there is one debonair chef’s version of spurs. Bon appétit.